One night last year, for no reason, Helen and I started a game in which words from film titles had to be replaced with types of meat. It has proved to be a game that keeps on giving. So far, the top contenters are:

• The Lamb Shank Redemption
• The Quantum of Sausage
• I Ham Legend
• The 51st Steak
• Catch Me If You Spam
• Gran Chorizo
• If These Walls Could Pork

Any to add? Fish-related words and non-meat substitutes are not allowed (so no The Pike Runner or King Quorn). Films already containing meat references (e.g. Chicken Run, or Jamon, Jamon) are ineligible.